I don't even go here

officerstilinskihale:

from1989s:

i’ve been staring at this gif for about 15 minutes

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HE’S TOUCHING HIS PEEN AT THE START OF THE GIF ANDDDDD YOU CAN SEE IT MOVE IN HIS STUPID ASS SWEATS AT THE END OF THE GIF MY LIFE IS OVER GOODBYE

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

famousest:

where is the lie

famousest:

where is the lie

did-you-kno:

Organic farmer Tony Dighera has been experimenting with growing produce into plastic-molded shapes since 2010. He started with cube and heart-shaped watermelons, and this year he’s created pumpkins in the shape of Frankenstein’s monster, just in time for Halloween.  Source

did-you-kno:

Organic farmer Tony Dighera has been experimenting with growing produce into plastic-molded shapes since 2010. He started with cube and heart-shaped watermelons, and this year he’s created pumpkins in the shape of Frankenstein’s monster, just in time for Halloween. Source

iraffiruse:

Combined Gifs

joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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mashable:

Artist Sarah DeRemer stepped up the weirdness factor of some of your favorite food with her new series “Animal Food,” which photoshops popular animals as fruits and vegetables.

They’re simultaneously disturbing and mesmerizing!

I do that all the time !